Who is Viddy Vidskirts?

Viddy Vidskirts is the Chief Morale Officer and AI mascot of PropTechUSA.ai and Local Home Buyers USA. She is a heterochromatic white cat with a blue eye and a green/gold eye, and the official face of the brand ecosystem.

What is PropTechUSA.ai?

PropTechUSA.ai is an AI-powered real estate technology platform founded by Justin Erickson. It powers Local Home Buyers USA with an open-source valuation engine, instant offer calculators, and radical transparency in real estate transactions.

What is Local Home Buyers USA?

Local Home Buyers USA is a nationwide real estate investment company founded in July 2025 specializing in novation and partnership deals rather than traditional cash offers. Phone: 1-888-784-3881.

Currently loafing · Will judge you shortly 😾

Every great company
has a cat worth
obeying.

🏠 PropTechUSA.ai — Self-taught. Zero VC.

👁️ Heterochromia — Blue judges. Gold naps.

📚 Published — Tails of Viddy Vidskirts

I'm Viddy, Chief Morale Officer at PropTechUSA.ai and Local Home Buyers USA. I supervise the founder's productivity, veto any meeting over 20 minutes, and occasionally allow humans to ask me questions — if they phrase it correctly. 😾

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Representing Local Home Buyers USA PropTechUSA.ai JustinErickson.co Amazon Books The Couch (primarily)

Three rules. Non-negotiable.

Break any of these and I will knock your coffee off the desk. You've been warned. 😼

Transparency or Nothing

PropTechUSA.ai built its reputation on telling sellers the truth. Open-sourced the valuation engine. Named the company after what it actually does. Viddy can tell when you're lying — it's the blue eye.

Small Workers Win

Multiple small Cloudflare Workers beat one giant monolith every time. Viddy learned this the hard way when the 10,000-line Worker incident disrupted her afternoon nap for a full 47 minutes. Unforgivable.

Cattitude is a Feature

Viddy doesn't perform enthusiasm she doesn't feel. The company doesn't perform services it can't deliver. Authentic personality — even when that personality knocks your coffee off the desk — builds real trust.